No Parents. You Have Uncle Jesse, Forever In Overalls. Then There's Bo And Duke. What Do They Do? I Never Saw Them Working For Food Or Gas Money. You Can Only Kill So Many Possum. - SearchQuotes

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No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.

Bill Engvall

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