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Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings
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138 entries tagged including 76 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, How good or how bad am I? That's where courage comes in.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, No, thank you, to dessert that night. And for what!
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for s...
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
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The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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God created man, but I could do better.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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