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Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings
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138 entries tagged including 76 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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Mother's words of wisdom: Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!
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Wisdom quotes
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too.
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Food quotes
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
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Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Food quotes
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
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Food quotes
I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Books quotes
I've never vied for power in the family before. Pointing a box at the garage door and saying Open! was never a big deal, but holding that television tuner and realizing I alone control what is flashed on the screen brings out the Iacocca in me.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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