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2nd Marriagey Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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In the end whatever I have to say doesn't really matter. I'll always be 2nd to you. No matter how hard I try that's just my fate.
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The 1st step to happiness is deciding what u want, the 2nd step is doing whatever it takes to get it & LAST is enjoying every minute of it.
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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No one wants to be on an impostor, fly by night, wanna-be, cheap ass, half assed, 2nd rate, poser, amateur hour talk show like yours!
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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There are four steps to attain success: 1st think, 2nd believe, 3rd dream, and 4th dare.
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Here lies Captain Ernest Bloomfield Accidentally shot by his Orderly, March 2nd, 1789 Well done, thou good and faithful servant
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As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's existing gun laws must be done before any more laws are enacted and put on the books.
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It's hard to trust someone the 2nd time around after they already gave you one reason not to trust them.
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When is Groundhog Day? 'February 2nd, why do you want an early spring?' Nah, I just really appreciate groundhogs.
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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