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They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing; To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
Stephen Wright
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Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger
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To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.
Victor Hugo
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The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always waiting for its poet.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age.
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I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
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I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some words got me into trouble and others got me out.
Katherine Dunn
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With Nature never do they wage A foolish strife; they see A happy youth, and their old age Is beautiful and free.
William Wordsworth
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But if any man think that he behaveth himself uncomely toward his virgin, if she pass the flower of her age, and need so require, let him do what he will, he sinneth not: let them marry.
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An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
James A Michener
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And it is not our part here to take thought only for a season, or for a few lives of Men, or for a passing age of the world.
JRR Tolkien
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Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
Lillian Carter
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Geraldine Ferraro was undergoing one of the worst ordeals of a media age-trial by disclosure.
Walter Shapiro
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Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it back, in a second flowering, at the age of 70 to 90.
Isak Dinesen
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I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
Lindsay Lohan
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.
William Shakespeare
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Speak of the moderns without contempt and of the ancients without idolatry; judge them all by their merits, but not by their age.
Lord Chesterfield
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When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.
Muriel Spark
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