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Albert Einstein Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Albert Einstein
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein
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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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The environment is everything that isn't me.
Albert Einstein
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Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler
Albert Einstein
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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be
Albert Einstein
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Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
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The faster you go, the shorter you are.
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I have just got a new theory of eternity.
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The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.
Albert Einstein
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It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
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