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Andy Rooney Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
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Anyone who lies golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books; how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
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Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
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It's your birthday! This significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 65th Birthday!
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
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Yippee your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and partylicious birthday!
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Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
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