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Back To School Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I remember a moment when the Prince went back to his old school, Grammar School in Melbourne, and slightly to his horror his old music teacher produced a cello.
Anthony Holden
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
Azgraybebly Josland
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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When I go back to school everyone asks a lot of questions. Then, after about a week, when I've answered everything, we get back to normal.
Daniel Radcliffe
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I took some law classes at USC and I was considering going to grad school. But I kind of just said, Im going to start this company. And once thats done I may go back to grad school just to do it for myself.
Rob Kardashian
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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.
Unknown
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I wish I could go back to the first day of high school. I would have been in sports, in clubs, be involved; the whole high school experience.
Unknown
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
Unknown
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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I only went a year to high school. I should have been in high school, but I was in a band, and when you're successful doing that - well, you aren't too likely to go back.
Peter Noone
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I know you listening back like damn bro, Laid back so gentle like the violins, Late on he beat and we don't have to be discreet, Can I have a taste? absolutely! Your my sweet tangerine lets make a smoothie, But baby our jokes aside, My heart beats faster when open your thighs, I'm just ready slide ride and glide.
Kid Cudi
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete 39-F, quote, "The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premesis for the purpose of conducting school business." Principal Lewis: You can read! The school system works! (Dejectedly) I'll be back for my stuff.
American Dad
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A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his bicycle to school and not, repeat not from a night of meth-fueled rough s.. with a stranger.
Seth Meyers
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I really don't like to do back-to-back movies. I concentrate on things at home. My family and school life are important to me. I try to do one movie a year.
Anna Chlumsky
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Acting doesn't do very much for me. I put off school for it, but its not like it was a sacrifice or anything. I didnt really miss school until I went back. Or maybe I missed it and nobody believed that, not even me. The work of it and I have really great teachers, thats the stuff that adds up for me in a way that acting doesnt.
James Franco
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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