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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
Anthony Burgess
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Unknown
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.
Hugh Jackman
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I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.
Frances Farmer
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H P Lovecraft
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
Lil Wayne
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock
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If you appreciate the value of life, you dont joke about death.
Unknown
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
Robin Williams
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Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
William Hazlitt
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Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey
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