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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
Issey Miyake
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I'm very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my family's long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship.
Shaquille O'Neal
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My favorite part of the heat wave is watching tourists deeply regret their decision to come here.
Unknown
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Sin easily hides where there is no heat of trials and afflictions. In times of prosperity and success, even a wicked man will seem kind and generous. Under the heat of trials, however, the impurities surface.
John Bevere
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When I met you my heart skipped a beat, the sun became the moon, and cold turned into heat, roses werent red, violets werent blue, all becasue I fell in love with you...
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This led to the discovery that long chain fatty acids would remarkably stabilize serum albumin to heat denaturation, and would even reverse the denaturation by heat or concentrated urea solutions.
Paul D Boyer
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What appeared to the earlier physicists to be the constant quantity of heat is nothing more than the whole motive power of the motion of heat, which remains constant so long as it is not transformed into other forms of work, or results afresh from them.
Hermann Von Helmholtz
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Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard
Lil Wayne
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Today's heat has me more hot and bothered than a lonely housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at a Magic Mike screening.
Unknown
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If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
Ben Stein
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If you can't join them, beat them.
Unknown
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The counsels of old age give light without heat, like the sun in winter.
Vauvenargues Marquis
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
Unknown
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you don't, you're dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habanero's heat by pairing it with sweet food.
Bobby Flay
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
Unknown
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Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed unless extraordinary events occur to heat up and melt the mass so that it flows forth.
Denis Diderot
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Genius takes time, but stupidity can be achieved in a heart beat, and usually is.
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