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Being Fat Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
Charlie Sheen
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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