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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
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She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am....NO WONDER!
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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I'll miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate cake during his week of fat camp!
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Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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Some call it tampee. Some call it the weed. Some call it Marijuana. Some of them call it Ganja.
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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