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Carlin Whistler Quotes & Sayings
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.
George Carlin
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