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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now
Jack Handy
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Life is like a rose garden - Watch for the thorns and keep the pest dust handy.
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There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.
Margaret Atwood
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If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things.
Hugh Jackman
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And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to sleep.
Jack Handy
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Jack Handy
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
Jack Handy
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks
Jack Handy
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I wouldnt work out at all if it wasnt for my trainer. I need that to get me going and keep me motivated. I have a tendency to pig out now and again, and having a trainer is handy the day after youve done that.
Zoe Saldana
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
Jack Handy
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I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.
Jack Handy
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The companies that survive longest are the one's that work out what they uniquely can give to the world not just growth or money but their excellence, their respect for others, or their ability to make people happy. Some call those things a soul.
Charles Handy
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Pink Poison is all about fun, funky bags, handmade semiprecious jewelry and cute, girly things that are handy and totally necessary.
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The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
Ellery Queen
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The name of my ailment was longing, and it was not cured till I finally went to the department store and counted out the money in small coins before the dismayed clerk. When I came to the house, I held up the instrument before the eyes of the astonished household.
William Christopher Handy
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness
Jack Handy
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Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.
Jack Handy
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I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
Jack Handy
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
Jack Handy
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