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Being single has changed drastically with my age. A lot of things are different. Especially being single now. Because when I used to go out in the old days I was the cool dude in the club with the glasses on in the corner. You can't do that when you're 49. You got your glasses on in the corner and you look creepy. A lot has changed.
Eddie Murphy
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Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fu..in' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA.
Bill Hicks
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My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound closed-minded and uptight, but let's face it, no dad wants his son to be gay. Not only do you get no grandkids, but I'm sure high school is no picnic for a fifteen-year-old gay boy. On the other hand, maybe I'm just viewing this through the bifocals of an old heteros..ual dude. The way things are going, my son will probably get his a.. kicked for not being gay. 'Carolla thinks he's too good to suck cock. Come on boys, lets get him.
Adam Carolla
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Ive said this before, women are a vice to me. But that was a different time in my life. I have a problem trusting people and I never wanted to date an actress, but you cant plan for this. It smacks you in the face, and everything I thought I knew, I didnt know, so Im just learning again. Its great, its amazing. I was really lonely before, a really dark dude. I still am, but Im better. I think love is my favourite hobby, for sure. I fall in love easily, but theres a difference between being in love and being in a loving relationship. In love is infatuation. Love is when that love dies down and youre just there. The burning volcano stops erupting, the lava gets cold. And Im close to that for sure.
Shia Labeouf
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What if you dove in the pool and while you where on the bottom freaking out some body poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! Yeah and then you're like Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhhh!!! You got to keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there's no fire! Then what if you find a circle where there's no fire and the second you come up a big dude just punched you in the face! Get back in the fiery water! You don't come out of the fiery water! Cover up that whole with more fire now! Get back in the fiery water!
Jeremy G
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If I'm with my friends, and they'll be like, 'Oh, hey, where's your dad? Let's go say hi.' And I'll be like, 'Oh, no. He's watching hours and hours of TED Talks just...Dude, don't go in there.' Last time I went in there, he said, 'Jaden, so the art of telling stories is an art that you really have to learn. I want you to read Aesop's Fables.' 'Dad, I've read Aesop's Fables three times.' 'Honestly, you can't read it enough.' But when you're on your way to see a 9:15 movie and it's nine o'clock, he's like, 'Wait, wait, Jaden, I need to tell you something about life, man.'
Jaden Smith
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