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Condom Status Quotes & Sayings
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Bullet proof condom when Im in these ho... Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
Kanye West
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny
Jersey Shore
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
Unknown
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Unknown
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
Unknown
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
Unknown
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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