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Condom Status Quotes & Sayings
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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One of the problems with s.. education... is that it also strips kids - especially girls - of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.
James Dobson
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
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If you come to a live show, it's a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you'll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.
Kesha
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Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!'
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It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up.
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My status is from a song...its not about you. Get over yourself.
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
Adam Ant
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Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so Im gonna like it.
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If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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