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Condoms Talk Quotes & Sayings
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in fifty years what my father taught me by example in one week.
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Now, Marlon and I - for some reason, even today - even today, we can't say two words to each other. We really can't talk to each other. You know, I say to him - Marlon can't talk. I mean, he'd talk to you. But he can't talk.
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
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But we talk about issues, we talk about people, we talk about personalities. George is a very good reader of people, and he's very perceptive about people, and you know, that's fine.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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People are gonna talk about me, especially when they envy me. I might as well let them talk, because somehow I apparently managed to affect their livesalthough I certainly have NO intention of letting them affect mine.
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It's hard for women to talk about these things, and for the doctors to really talk about it too, and to even have the knowledge of what's going on. That's why I'm doing this and urging women to speak out and talk to their doctors frankly.
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I get to talk about a lot of things that teenagers are going through in life and just talk about my personal issues and things that I wasnt able to talk about when I was younger.
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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