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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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How much of a sad bastard have you got to be to fu..ing sit there and slag people off on the Internet all day? Get a life, seriously!
La Roux
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I played sports, so I understood quickly I shouldn't be eating fast food because it was slowing me down, making me feel lousy and lazy, and my instincts were not working as they should. I was always wondering why the first ten minutes of eating fast food is heavenly and then after those ten minutes you start feeling like shit?
Wilmer Valderrama
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
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Russian is such a tough and complex language that I am happy enough to understand everything and read most things pretty well, but, without constant practice, my speech is not what I wish it was, and I would sooner write in crayon than write a letter in Russian.
David Remnick
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Wu-Tang Killerrr Bees on a swarm! Rain on ya dollar's ass, disco dorm!
Old Dirty Bastard
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Off on a natural charge, bon voyage. Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad.
Old Dirty Bastard
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Look man, you wanna see me locked up, shot up. Moms crotched up over the casket, screaming BASTARD.
Christopher Wallace
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Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.
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Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the bi... that bore him is again in heat.
Bertolt Brecht
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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The future is born, put the past in the casket. If real shit is dead then ni... I'm a bastard.
Lil Wayne
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No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
Mo Rocca
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The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit.
Peter Sutcliffe
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Being around people with whom you feel a connection, on many levels, not just a professional one, is very relaxing. Your ears are more open to someone who is not a cantankerous bastard.
Jacqueline Bisset
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I'm hangin out partyin with girls that never die, you see I was pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies.
Old Dirty Bastard
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If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard!' "It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm."
Charlie Sheen
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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