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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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I feel as ignored as a white crayon, the first piece of bread, Internet explorer, the terms of agreement, and the 18yrs+ warning.
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I'll never stop eating animals, I'm sure, but I do think that for the benefit of everyone, the time has come to stop raising them industrially and stop eating them thoughtlessly.
Mark Bittman
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
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I remember getting fired from a Life cereal commercial because I was flirting with the boy and kept eating the cereal when I wasn't supposed to. I was super young and they couldn't get me to stop eating the cereal, even when they asked.
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Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We know that more than 5 million Americans suffer from eating disorders, most of them young women.
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Have you ever wished that you were little again, When your toughest decisions was trying to choose a crayon.
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