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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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I've been just eating very healthy, all organic, no sugar, white flour, nothing artificial. I'm being so incredibly strict...not a lot of meat!
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This little kid pointed at me and said, 'You look disgusting!' That was the first time I thought maybe I did. I decided I'd better start eating. I'm just thankful that I made it through with relatively few scars.
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I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.
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To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.
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So It's not like I go from being this disciplined person who has to get up and go to work to now I just lay around all day in my underwear eating Cheerios. I have this structure. I still have to do this and the difference is I'm doing this for me and my company.
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If you spend a whole afternoon just eating popcorn and watching football, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if that's all you do, you get swept along with the tide, without any idea of where you're going.
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Better to eat a dry crust of bread with peace of mind than have a banquet in a house full of trouble.
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The sun would come up over the ocean, and we'd be eating scrambled eggs before we shot some stuff. It was a vacation in the sense that it was the best working conditions.
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Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
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I need to start eating healthy, but in school all the vending machines are full of chips and pop-tarts and candy...like wtfawk.
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Let's commemorate our departed WWII veterans by eating German frankfurters and Italian sausages.
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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Ugh, Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!'
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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Zac Efron would make us feel guilty for eating big dinners. He'd say, Do you really want to eat those carbs? It was like, Thanks a lot!
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I said I was gonna start eating healthy. Until my parents brought home pizza, gummy worms, and cake. Thanks guys...
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Dating a stripper is like eating noisy chips in church...everyone looks at you disgustingly, but deep down inside they want some too. Stay thirsty my friends.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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