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Date Night Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Date Night Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It looked as if a night of dark intent Was coming, and not only a night, an age. Someone had better be prepared for rage. There would be more than ocean-water broken Before God's last 'Put out the Light' was spoken.
Robert Frost
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.
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A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date.
Unknown
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Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.
Ivanka Trump
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A new book released this week about President Obama reveals details of his relationship with ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook, including that she spent the night at his apartment on their first date. So at least there was a time when he could get things done quickly.
Seth Meyers
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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Just dropped my last baby at a play date now I'm driving 1 hr to take my dog to school. Not funny something wrong with this picture.
Brooke Burke
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Night night, sleep tight. Dream of me in bed tonight. I promise there be kisses and hugs that last all night..
Unknown
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The night may be dark, the moon may not come and the stars may hide, but don't worry, I am here to brighten up your night. gud night
Unknown
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She's up all night 'til the sun. I'm up all night to get some. She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night to get lucky.
Pharrell Williams
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I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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Yo, the only girl I ever loved, fu..ed some ni... that I really hate. And the funny part about it, that we didn't even date. But at the end she could still say she got her pu... ate.
Tyler The Creator
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Our life before moving to Washington was filled with simple joys...Saturdays at soccer games, Sundays at grandmas house...and a date night for Barack and me was either dinner or a movie, because as an exhausted mom, I couldnt stay awake for both.
Michelle Obama
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Nobody knows you.
Anna Nicole Smith
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A good date ends with dinner together but an awesome date ends with breakfast together.
Unknown
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I don't make mistakes...I date them.
Unknown
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The worst part about being set up on a blind date is when you realize that your date isn't blind and is way too hot for you.
Unknown
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
Unknown
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