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Date Night Funny Quotes & Sayings
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On a date...To get some Chai Tea lattes. You, open the door for me always.
Angel Taylor
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Make sure you can keep up the wit of a Gemini woman before asking for a date.
Unknown
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I finally got the courage to ask you on a date. So just say yes, let the future fall into place.
Tyler The Creator
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I wanna go on a blind date and then just be a complete psychopath so they hate their friend for it.
Unknown
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I should have known better then to pour a bowl of cereal before checking the expiration date on the milk.
Unknown
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I would never cheat on someone, I mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing I'm not gonna mess it up.
Unknown
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
Unknown
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Christmas night, stars shine bright, and all the angels are singing. The Son of God is Born! Little child, holy child, how I want to be near you, this blessed Christmas night.
Garry Gamble
33 Likes
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Im scared of all kinds of irrational things but theyre more based in reality. Im still scared, Im still kept up at night but it seems like the werewolves and the ghosts have morphed into like fear about the next album or fear about, What did I say last night? or like fear about money.
Florence And The Machine
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If you live in Israel and you see the way life is there and then you go abroad and see the way Israel is reported on, the way that Israel gets reported on night after night is simply pictures of bombings or military actions.
Douglas Feith
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Bun an Wayne an Drake in here man this gon be a great night. Look at all these posers bite our swagger like a great white. Try to cross me over I just fake left then I break right. Stupid animal tricks like David Letterman's Late Night.
Bun B
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For a man of faith does not see the NIGHT as the end of the day, but sees it as a transition to another day.
Terry Mark
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I don't get nervous because it's Saturday Night Live, I get excited because it's Saturday Night Live.
Maya Rudolph
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Feenin for a wild night out! I need good music & good drinks. It's been well over a month!
Unknown
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I wanna stay up all night and jump around until we see the sun. I wanna stay up all night and find a girl and tell her she's the one.
One Direction
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If we date I'm not gonna lie, I get jealous. It's only because I'm scared of not being good enough. Just hug me & remind me I'm all yours.
Unknown
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If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after.
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One of the best things about having a military guy: Being able to have that excited, nervous feeling of a 1st date over and over again.
Unknown
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Rita Rudner
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I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.
Kristin Davis
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