TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Money
Love
Friendship
Thinking
Boxing
Laughter
Death
Relationships
Richness
Opera
Animals
Nonsense
Weakness
Weapons
Cowardice
Danger
Funny
Angels
Drink
Show more
Books
Deep
Life
Influence
Mind
Change
Life Journey
Women
Ambition
Self Injury
Trouble
Deep Love
Being In Love
Cute Love
Falling In Love
Suicide
Self-Harm
Deep Life
Thought
Deep Life
Noble
Age
Golf
Deep Love
Clothes
Hate The Incompetence
Famous Love
Feelings
Memories
QUOTES
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
Jack Handy
15 Likes
Money quotes
Sponsored Links
I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts.
Unknown
10 Likes
Self Injury quotes
I don't think I can get into my deep inner thoughts about hitting. It's like talking about religion.
Mike Schmidt
34 Likes
When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, love.
Philippos Aristotelous
147 Likes
Trouble quotes
Deep Love quotes
Being In Love quotes
Cute Love quotes
Falling In Love quotes
As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
Henry David Thoreau
2 Likes
Sponsored Links
Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I still live under the illusion that basically people think of me as an up-and-coming young actor.
Jack Nicholson
0 Likes
I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts.
Unknown
59 Likes
Suicide quotes
Self-harm quotes
Dont feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to believe them.
Catherine Pulsifer
133 Likes
Deep Life quotes
To me the meanest flower that blows can give thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.
William Wordsworth
0 Likes
Because there is something helpless and weak and innocent - something like an infant - deep inside us all that really suffers in ways we would never permit an insect to suffer.
Jack Henry Abbott
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
Jack Handy
11 Likes
Love quotes
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts.
Aidonia
0 Likes
Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dialer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
17 Likes
When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
Sydney J Harris
7 Likes
Thought quotes
Thus one memory follows another until the waves dash together over our heads, and a deep sigh swells the breast, which warns us that we have forgotten to breathe in the midst of these pure thoughts.
Max Muller
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Norman Vincent Peale
28 Likes
Deep Life quotes
Noble quotes
Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
Lloyd Bentsen
0 Likes
When we have 'second thoughts' about something, our first thoughts don't seem like thoughts at all - just feelings.
Sydney J Harris
5 Likes
He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.
Michael Bonallack
1 Likes
Funny quotes
Age quotes
Life is the most exciting opportunity we have. But we have one shot. You graduate from college once, and that's it. You're going out of that nest. And you have to find that courage that's deep, deep, deep in there. Every step of the way.
Andrew Shue
0 Likes
1
2
3
4
5
6
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 20
Bad Girl
Being Young
Birthday
Comedy
Conflict
Fake Relationship
Feliz
Focus
Happy Friday
I Love You
Inspiring
Leave Me Alone
Life Meaning
Live For Today
Metaphors
Moments
Prudence
Strength
Talents
Worth
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™