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Dirty And Sick Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'm sick of school, I'm sick of drama, I'm sick of feelings, I'm sick of trying, I'm sick of stress, I'm sick of fake people, I'm sick of everything.
Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
I'm sick of my job, I'm sick of my boss. I'm sick of myself and I'm sick of my thoughts. I'm sick of this drink and I'm sick of this weed. It keeps me hurlin' and down on my knees.
And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Sick of people, sick of family, sick of relationships, sick of myself, sick of life, sick of living.
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if people haven't seen the show and they just jump in and try to watch it's easy to get confused. But at the same time I think it's easy for anyone to tune in and enjoy it. I mean, it's just a really dirty show. There are a lot of dir.. jokes.
I'm sick of this house, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of my body, I'm sick of my face, I'm sick of this place, I'm sick of everything, I'm just done.
I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
I'm sick of having to catch my breath every time I see you, I'm sick of falling on my ass from being weak in the knees, I'm sick of falling for you and you not catching me, I'm sick of feeling scared to tell you how I feel, I'm sick of not falling asleep in your arms, I'm sick of not being the girl you point your friends out to, I'm sick of not being able to love you
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I'm sick of hurting. Sick of crying. Sick of not being good enough. Sick of hating myself. Sick of being alone.
We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dir.. jokes.
Cute Friendship quotes
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The thought of a brand new week just makes me feel so sick. Sick of school, sick of routines, sick of life .
I'm sick of being lied to. I'm sick of being second to someone. I'm sick of people playing with my head. I'm sick of everything
One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!
Problem Solving quotes
I'm sick of ni...s lying, I'm sick of bi...es hawking. Matter of fact, I'm sick of talking.
s.. is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
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