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Disabled Parking Quotes & Sayings
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
Unknown
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I just ran over an elderly couple at the Target parking lot, but don't worry because I've been told that my car is going to be ok.
Unknown
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I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
Angela Kinsey
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Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.
Bill Nelson
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[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You have to laugh because it's so...where do they come from?
Johnny Rotten
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
Unknown
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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You must obey this now for a Law, that he that will not worke shall not eate (except by sickness he be disabled:) for the labors of thirtie or fortie honest and industrious men shall not be consumed to maintaine an hundred and fiftie idle loyterers
John Smith
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Well, I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot. Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot.
Lil Wyte
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I say I'm ridin, I'm swervin, barely missing the curb. I got this bad bi... and she twerkin, hit the parking lot and we murk this shit.
TI
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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Hey angry people, cheer up. It can always be worse. So no need to get pissed at me for taking a few extra seconds to leave a parking spot.
Unknown
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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So we parking lot pi.p, hit the diner for some grub. The squad type thick you know I'm rolling with the thugs.
Jim Jones
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys.
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go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." watching them is priceless
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