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Drunk As Cooter Brown Quotes & Sayings
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Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow - red, yellow, brown, black and white - and we're all precious in God's sight.
Jesse Brown
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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.
Mike Judge
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Charlie Brown, youre the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas and turn it into a problem. -Linus
Charlie Brown Christmas
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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I think the best thing about being James Brown is looking at my little son. Hopefully I can make my son a role model to a lot of people.
James Brown
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When my hair was dark for 'House,' that was the hardest to maintain because it was like every three weeks my light roots would start coming in. And you can't really just dye your hair one color brown because then it looks like a helmet on television, so then I had to have four colors of brown woven into my hair every three weeks.
Jennifer Morrison
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I've been to two stadium gigs in my life. One was James Brown and the other was Pink Floyd. They both sounded the same. I couldn't tell the difference between James Brown and Pink Floyd. I've never liked stadiums.
Boz Burrell
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I heard Romney had brown eyes...people with brown eyes love murder...and if you love murder you are the devil.
Unknown
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Well, maybe it's because of the rumors they had going around, you know, they had some rumors about Dennis Brown was in the hospital and all that. Well, that is all bull!
Dennis Brown
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People still come up to me and ask whether I am Louise Brown or if they've seen me somewhere else before.
Louise Brown
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You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.
The Clash
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I'm not drunk enough
Benny Benassi
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Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
Damien Hirst
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Old enough to know better, drunk enough to not care.
Unknown
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I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but Im not happy. I dont feel the way Im supposed to feel. I just dont understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards, and decorating trees and all that, but Im still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. -Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown Christmas
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Once you get drunk with somebody you're friends for life.
Unknown
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I'm drunk. What's up, bi...es? -Brandon
Easy A
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If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking...
Unknown
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Drunk people always want a hug.
Unknown
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Drunk people suck when they're not me.
Unknown
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