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Drunk Resume Quotes & Sayings
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
Unknown
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I'd update my resume so you're ready for any outcome.
Bob Weinstein
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
Jeff Daniels
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
Unknown
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My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.
Unknown
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A 'Saturday Night Live' credit might look good on his resume!
Lorne Michaels
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Of course it was Mamma who both stopped my career and crystallized my determination to resume it.
Loretta Young
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I think if you were to look at my resume in total you would see a lot of things that are kind of all over the map.
Don Cheadle
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
Unknown
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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.
Mason Cooley
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Words that are saturated with lies or atrocity, do not easily resume life.
George Steiner
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Robert De Niro... It seemed like a pretty cool thing to do to put his name on my resume next.
Famke Janssen
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Crimes of Passion, which is one of the best films I've done, will live strongly in my resume, even though it didn't do well.
Kathleen Turner
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Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights.
Unknown
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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