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Drunk Sober Quotes & Sayings
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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If I have a problem, stuff's going through my head, I feel like using, I usually go and talk to my dad... I decided to get sober a lot younger than he did. He first tried to get sober when he was like 32, I believe.
Jack Osbourne
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Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate, and drunk your fill: walk sober off; before a sprightlier age comes tittering on, and shoves you from the stage: leave such to trifle with more grace and ease, whom Folly pleases, and whose Follies please.
Alexander Pop
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Drunk people are annoying when you're sober.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
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