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Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.
Patton Oswalt
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Robert Byrne
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Children also have artistic ability, and there is wisdom in there having it! The more helpless they are, the more instructive are the examples they furnish us; and they must be preserved free of corruption from an early age.
Paul Klee
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I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny.
Dave Rowntree
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I now resolved to go to bed early, with a firm purpose of also rising early the next day to revisit this charming walk; for I thought to myself, I have now seen this temple of the modern world imperfectly; I have seen it only by moonlight.
Karl Philipp Moritz
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It was always something I knew I was capable of and from an early age my mother was involved in the film industry. She used to work at a production company. So I was exposed to a renaissance period of films in New Zealand back in the early 80's.
Karl Urban
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
Orson Scott Card
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I went to Washington to ask for a little residual payment for the people who had written films in the early, early days, people who never got any residuals on tapes or anything at all.
Fay Wray
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
Benjamin Franklin
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Early experiences which are beyond one's age can bring early maturity.
Nurudeen Ushawu
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To be a gourmet you must start early, as you must begin riding early to be a good horseman. You must live in France, your father must have been a gourmet. Nothing in life must interest you but your stomach.
Ludwig Bemelmans
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Up early in the morning cuz theres money to earn cuz the early bird.
Tony Yayo
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
Frankie Valli
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There must be a law against forcing children to perform at an early age. Children should have a wonderful childhood. They should not be given too much responsibility.
Maria Callas
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Early in the mornin' Rise to meet the sun Work so hard to feed your wife No time to show her lovin' And in the madness of the evenin' With diamonds in your hand Came home an hour early Caught her with another man
Cage The Elephant
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The early bird gets the worm.The early worm... gets eaten.
Norman Ralph Augustine
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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By 3000 B.C. the art of Egypt was so ripe and so far advanced that it is surprising to find any student of early culture proposing that the crude contemporary art of the early Babylonians is the product of a civilization earlier than that of the Nile.
James H Breasted
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Not only that, but when I first met Joe, to my intense delight, he showed me that he was a collector. He was collecting some of the early Tarzan pages by Hal Foster, and, later, early Flash Gordons; and I found that we were both absolutely interested in the same type of thing.
Joe Shuster
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people. George Ade
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