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Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I feel that I'm leaving Williamstown too early, but I'd rather leave too early than too late.
Michael Ritchie
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
James Thurber
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
Unknown
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
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I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
Unknown
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I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.
Toy Story
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I took some classes in sign language when I was in my early teens because I was told that I would be completely deaf very early. But I never really wanted to learn.
Stephanie Beacham
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
Benjamin Franklin
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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I know about having days off. They can be helpful sometimes, especially late in the year. It's just key to go out there and establish early, especially in this park where they can put up some crooked numbers early.
Dontrelle Willis
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The Black Mountain poet I like most is the early Creeley. Those early poems seem very lyrical and very traditional, with a lot of voice and character.
Robert Morgan
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What we learned quite early on is what was really important to early British pop that we produced-and this is where we were distinct from almost everybody else in this respect-is that it had to reflect exactly what the audience wanted us to say.
Pete Townshend
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Rose early to seek God and found Him whom my soul loveth. Who would not rise early to meet such company?
Robert Murray Mccheyne
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I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some words got me into trouble and others got me out.
Katherine Dunn
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on anything life had to offer just because it might be considered dangerous.
Nicole Kidman
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One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.
Danny McGoorty
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the human race come to an end.
Joseph Conrad
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