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Electricity Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I suppose the reason I chose electrical engineering was because I had always been interested in electricity, involving myself in such projects as building radios from the time I was a child.
Koichi Tanaka
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There are no misconceptions. It's everything I was told it was going to be. Cold, aggressive, sometimes dangerous...but that daily chaos breeds exactly the kind of energy I was looking for. When I'm not in the city, the electricity is not the same on my skin.
Matthew Morrison
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Almost every way we make electricity today, except for the emerging renewables and nuclear, puts out CO2. And so, what we're going to have to do at a global scale, is create a new system. And so, we need energy miracles.
Bill Gates
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For example, it's only about 20 years ago the people in that community would have got telephone lines, and it would be only about in the 1950s that electricity came to that part of the world. Television wouldn't have come till 1970.
John McGahern
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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Gobal
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Well, rates would go up whether you deregulate or not, and of course, the rates that are going up right now on the electricity side are still within the regulated framework.
Kenneth Lay
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We had no electricity, no gas. Food was probably our greatest entertainment - the most fun thing that we could do was food.
Paul Prudhomme
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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Smiling never consumes electricity but gives more light to your personality.
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That's the key: get the constitution in place. Get rule of law in place, capital will come, electricity will follow.
Steve King
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I agree completely with my son James when he says 'Internet is like electricity. The latter lights up everything, while the former lights up knowledge'.
Kerry Packer
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As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me whats unethical.
Dwight Schrute
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I love a great concert, the hard rocking music, the energy of the crowd, the electricity in the air, there's nothing like it. I will always go to my favorite shows and blow off some steam, it is a release that I need.
Jack Osbourne
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It is no secret that those of us in the Northwest believe the Administration's proposal to drive up the cost of electricity in our region is not only misguided, but also will not achieve the intended goal of raising money for the treasury.
Greg Walden
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When your whole system, your whole civilized system goes down, this is pretty much what you get left with. We have no communications, no running water, no electricity, no real help.
Kathleen Blanco
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Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money
Earl Warren
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When two people relate to each other authentically and humanly, God is the electricity that surges between them.
Martin Buber
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Advertising is a non-moral force, like electricity, which not only illuminates but electrocutes. Its worth to civilization depends upon how it is used.
J Walter Thompson
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One of the effects of living with electric information is that we live habitually in a state of information overload. There's always more than you can cope with.
Marshall McLuhan
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At the head of these new discoveries and insights comes the establishment of the facts that electricity is composed of discrete particles of equal size, or quanta, and that light is an electromagnetic wave motion.
Johannes Stark
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