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Fart Poem Quotes & Sayings
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.
American Dad
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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I hate boys that fart and shit in front of me/on the phone to me.
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Every old poem is sacred.
Horace
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If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
David Carradine
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The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.
John Ashbery
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There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.
Gore Vidal
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We know the particular poem, not what it says that we can restate.
Allen Tate
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