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Fat Pig Quotes & Sayings
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
Unknown
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Jay Leno
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
Unknown
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
Unknown
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl name: Glitzy. Were gonna make it a girl pig, so hes gonna be a little gay.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
Unknown
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
Unknown
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
Unknown
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
Unknown
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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