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Fourth Of July Funny Quotes & Sayings
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People have forgotten what 4th of July really is. Its the day we got the freedom we use everyday. Its not fireworks and parties. Thats just what makes it fun.
Unknown
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The world may be full of fourth-rate writers but it's also full of fourth-rate readers.
Barbara Walters
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
Unknown
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Freedom does not come for free. It has to be fought for and conquered. On this 4th of July may your hearts be filled with love for your nation, compassion for your fellow-Americans and the determination to work hard to make this country better than it already is. May you have a lovely 4th of July.
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4th of July in the hood = guns going off everywhere!
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4th of July is a day to rejoice, be proud and salute all those brave warriors who fought for the freedom of our country. No amount of appreciation will be enough to describe their efforts. Have a great 4th of July.
Unknown
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My birthday is July first and my best friend's birthday is July fifth so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. There's something about a holiday that isn't all about how much money you spend.
Hilarie Burton
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Happy 4th of July to all Americans!!!...Well, except for Native Americans. For them, my deepest condolences.
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Everybody wants freedom, but very few desire responsibility. Little do they understand that these two things go hand in hand. May this 4th of July, create a feeling of responsibility among the youth of our nation. Have a Happy 4th of July.
Unknown
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On this auspicious day, our hearts bleed for the ones who fought hard to give us a 4th of July. They bleed in the colors of red, white and blue. May you have a Happy and Satisfied 4th of July.
Unknown
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Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ani Difranco
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As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery of old age; first it withdraws us from active accomplishments; second, it renders the body less powerful; third, it deprives us of almost all forms of enjoyment; fourth, it
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Well, I know I worked for Governor Rockefeller the last time he ran for his fourth term, and I obviously ran against Governor Cuomo the time he ran for his fourth term.
George Pataki
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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The one lamb thou shalt offer in the morning; and the other lamb thou shalt offer at even: And with the one lamb a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth part of an hin of beaten oil; and the fourth part of an hin of wine for a drink offering.
Bible
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It is almost as difficult to keep a first class person in a fourth class job, as it is to keep a fourth class person in a first class job.
Alexandre Dumas
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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