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Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke.
Willa Cather
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
Alfred North Whitehead
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I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
Patty Duke
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone...even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
Alex Winter
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whor..s. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke)
The Notebook
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It was announced Friday that golf and rugby will be added to the Olympic Games in 2016. Though to save time they will be combined into one sport.
Seth Meyers
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I had to sing Britney's '...Baby One More Time' for Freaky Friday, and I'm not a singer. There I was in this L.A. neighborhood, singing. All the neighbors came out to watch.
Chad Michael Murray
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
Unknown
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People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.
Carmen Electra
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She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars.
Nick Nolte
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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
Todd Barry
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I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.
Paul Walker
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You know, I was a regular on the Friday afternoon drill squad. Um, which... The year after I left school, I went back and thanked the sergeant major because I was so fit.
John Newcombe
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The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin.
Gerry Adams
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I can't stay, who gon' save hip hop after me? It's like a torn ACL to an athlete. Boobie Miles, Friday Lights, capture me.
Big KRIT
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