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Funny 70th Birthday Card Versesfunny Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you here. Wow! thanks you very much for your coming.
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The I just woke up face of your 30s is the all day long face of your 40s
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People dont turn forty. They turn 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
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You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply awesome to have around. Have a lovely birthday, amigo.
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On this special day of yours, make a promise to me that you will always remain young at heart, have a fresh set of perspectives and will never cease to learn new things. Have a glorious Birthday.
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May your party be huge, just like your heart. May your presents be plenty, just like your loved ones. May your candles be brighter than your eyes, May your cake be sweeter than you are. Here's wishing you a Beautiful and Grand Birthday this year.
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BOY: Can I have a photo of you? GIRL: Why? BOY: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap Day!
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
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The awkward moment when Justin Bieber's entire childhood was recorded and I can't even find a video of my first birthday.
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Even though this message comes to you a little late, the wish it brings for happiness is good on any day date. Happy belated birthday.
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