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Funny Accident Quotes & Sayings
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Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.
Henry B Adams
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You're gonna have another accident. You know, I'm involved with black magic.
Tool
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There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Scholarship except by accident is never the measure of a person's power.
J G Holland
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God always places you where you belong , nothing is by accident or coincidence.
Unknown
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Stardom isn't a profession; it's an accident.
Lauren Bacall
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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Without history we are the prisoners of the accident of where and when we were born.
Donald Kagan
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Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.
Dick Armey
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I don't really consider myself a novelist, it just came out purely by accident.
Wole Soyinka
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Talent is an accident of genes - and a responsibility.
Alan Rickman
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Since my accident I am a little more mindful of the suffering of other people.
George C Wallace
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I am First Lady by accident. I was not elected by the people but here I am.
Imelda Marcos
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Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Mark Twain
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Then I became interested in drama, and almost by accident, I drifted into film.
Mike Figgis
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I only know it takes weeks to recover, as if one had been in a car accident.
Patricia Highsmith
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For any director with a little lucidity, masterpieces are films that come to you by accident.
Sidney Lumet
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My parents certainly didn't have anything to do with the theater. I'm some kind of accident.
Alan Rickman
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Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort.
John Ruskin
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My life is a big accident, so where I end up, I think it's all accidents.
Kathryn Hahn
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