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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year.
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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