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The Economist is undoubtedly the smartest weekly news magazine in the English language. I always look forward to its quirky year-end double issue.
Eric Alterman
8 Likes
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People in San Francisco and the East Bay have shown interest, done interviews, and have come to shows. I guess that the news travels fast out of this island that we are on.
Joanna Newsom
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Here, the broader issues are already familiar, and discussion has focused at a more sophisticated and detailed level. Within the philosophy of mind, the problem of consciousness is no big news.
David Chalmers
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During the war, in which several of our embedded correspondents were able to report from moving vehicles crossing the Iraqi desert, the use of technology made news gathering safer.
Jim Walton
1 Likes
My talent agent sent my demo reel to E! and from that, they gave me a one week audition. They liked my work and shortly after, offered me a reporter role on E! News Live.
Giuliana Rancic
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Lord of the Rings was something I always wanted to do. I read the book when I was about 25, and I was always hoping if it was ever made into a feature film that I would be involved in some way. And then I finally got it, and I was over the moon. It was fantastic news.
Sean Bean
9 Likes
He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy...
Harry Potter
25 Likes
The news of any politician's death should be listed under ''Public Improvements.
Frank Dane
1 Likes
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Annoyed by stupid people in the news...why do these people suck up my oxygen?
Philip DeFranco
18 Likes
When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.
Ted Rall
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I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.
Bob Edwards
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I'm hot hot but I'm cooler than your jewels. I am a bigshot, probably see me in the news.
Teyana Taylor
2 Likes
Painter baby you could be the muse. I'm the reporter baby you could be the news.
Miguel Jontel
2 Likes
The news called it crack, I called it diet coke.
Pusha T (Clipse)
4 Likes
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.
Liz Smith
1 Likes
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That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.
Vince McMahon
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What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that. It's already been on Paramount actually, but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times... hopefully.
Jo Brand
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News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself
Rose McCaulay
2 Likes
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I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.
Robert B Parker
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You put my world in a beautiful rhyme. My love for you is makin' news, it's makin' headlines.
Tami Chynn
1 Likes
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