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Why does the news start with Good Evening and then they tell you everything that's wrong in the world?
Unknown
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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
Bertolt Brecht
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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
Bertolt Brecht
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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
Anne Frank
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We cannot make good news out of bad practice.
Edward R Murrow
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One of the reasons why when Elvis dies or the Son of Sam is captured ABC News' ratings go up is because people who don't normally watch news are watching then. The question is, do you want to attract people who don't watch network news or fight over the people who do?
Roone Arledge
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Jon Stewart
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The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.
David Brinkley
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People essentially like local news better than network news.
Roone Arledge
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Three events. Three gold medals. I was news, big news, in the sports world.
Esther Williams
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I think that what people want from cable news channels is the sense that if there's hard news, it's going to come up immediately.
Brit Hume
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You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news.
Thomas J Watson
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It's gonna be short if it's news; put it at the top. Style's not an issue, just make it news.
Kurt Loder
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We report the news. Fox talks about the news.
Jonathan Klein
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If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
Wes Nisker
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News travels fast in places where nothing much ever happens.
Charles Bukowski
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There has to be news at a place called Fox News.
Shepard Smith
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One reason I left local news was that I was tired of the constant musical chairs among news directors.
Jessica Savitch
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I never quite understand why we watch the news. There doesn't really seem much point watching somebody tell you what the news is when you could quite easily listen to it on the radio.
John Hurt
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We're going to try to create some programs that are going to generate viewer interest and appointment viewing. We still will have news on Headline News.
Jim Walton
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