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Funny Bad News And Good News One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
David Letterman
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.
Arthur Christiansen
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We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
David Letterman
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The good news is you don't need to be brilliant to be wise. The bad news is that without wisdom, brilliance isn't enough.
Suman Rai
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I have a liberal definition of news because I think news can be what excites people. I'm not very sanctimonious about what news is and isn't.
Diane Sawyer
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Unknown
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The bad news is, life isn't easy. The good news is, you don't have to depend on yourself. You can rely on God.
Bilal Zahoor
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Douglass Adams
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Some news managers have been slow to grasp that good television news is always substance over form.
Jessica Savitch
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
Andy Rooney
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To a journalist, good news is often not news at all.
Phil Donahue
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We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
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We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news, modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
Linda Ellerbee
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No news is good news.
Ludovic Halevy
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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
Anne Frank
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The rain descends with the enthusiasm of someone breaking bad news.
H V Morton
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News is important information that may influence your investments. Noise is talk or buzz or some headline that prevents you from seeing a story clearly. News is useful. Noise is a distraction. Calling what's noise and news after the fact is easy.
Maria Bartiromo
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
P J O'Rourke
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We all read news stories about the difficulties and tensions that the United States has with our allies and even with coalition partners in Iraq, but we rarely read about the good news.
Michael K Simpson
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