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Funny Bed Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Walter Matthau
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Who's sleeping on my side of the bed tonight?
Atreyu
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Well you made your bed I'm in mine
Kevin Rudolf
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
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To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief.
Elisabeth Moss
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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T S Eliot
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If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
Gregory David Roberts
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way
Sammy Hagar
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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There's nothing weird about playing a character called Alice. It's just that I played two characters in a row with my name. I used to joke that it was unimaginative casting.
Alice Eve
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Best Relationship? Its when you can joke around, have unexpected hugs, random kisses & give each other that specific stare and just smile.
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You shouldn't be dating someone without the intent to marry them. Dating isn't a joke. Its purpose is to find the life partner created for you.
Unknown
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Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
Hanoi Hannah
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
Unknown
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He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
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When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
Lionel Strachey
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it
GK Chesterton
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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