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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Unknown
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
Mike Royko
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My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have a sleepover one of these days.
Jenna Fischer
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We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the cat still had eight lives left.
Mark Woods
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Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
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A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
Barbara Holland
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Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
Arnold Edinborough
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Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes.
Eric Gurney
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I love cats. I have a lot of cat tales, ha ha, so to speak. A lot of my cats come to me. They show up at my house. I'm kind of a cat lady that way.
Gina Gershon
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli
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I just want someone to love me as much as I love my cat.
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Every girl is a crazy cat lady if they say they are not then it is your duty to insure them that they are indeed a crazy cat lady.
Unknown
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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life! -Alice
Alice In Wonderland
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I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
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