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Funny Christmas Stockings Stockings Quotes & Sayings
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
G K Chesterton
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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I can't wait for Christmas time, with Christmas cookies & stockings & the family movies...Cuddle whether the whole sshaabaam!
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He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking.
Kyra Sedgwick
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I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.
ZZ Top
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
Jay London
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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I never wear stockings or underclothes because I think it is important to breathe freely.
Marilyn Monroe
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I like the way the lines run up the back of your stockings. I've always liked that kind of high heels, too.
Van Halen
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I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner s..iness!
Nia Vardalos
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a pair of high heels and her stockings business, and aint talking fishing, shes got a six sense.
Pitbull
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No. Better research needed. Fire your research person. No fishnet stockings. Never. Not in this band.
Gene Simmons
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
Unknown
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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It amazes me how much time it took to get ready to go out. All the clothing: girdles, slips, stockings. You couldn't just pop on the nylons and throw on a dress. I think people appeared to be adult so much sooner because they dressed up.
Alison Brie
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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