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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Don't measure the height of your Christmas tree. Measure the abundance of the love present in your heart! Have a Blessed Christmas!
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Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
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Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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Correction:Christmas trees don't grow on trees;they need rainbows,lumberjacks,and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels.
Ryan Ross
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My Christmas tree's still up, bringing Christmas cheer 24/7 365 days a year.
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Gee, do they still make wooden Christmas trees? -Linus
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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