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Funny Chritmas Tree Quotes & Sayings
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Word around this ni... Stevie. I don't a fu.. with contacts, see me. I love getting tree-tree. Smoke kush get head by Kiki.
Chief Keef
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On the afternoon of October 19, 1899, I climbed a tall cherry tree and, armed with a saw which I still have, and a hatchet, started to trim the dead limbs from the cherry tree. It was one of the quiet, colorful afternoons of sheer beauty which we have in October in New England, and as I looked towards the fields at the east, I imagined how wonderful it would be to make some device which had even the possibility of ascending to Mars. I was a different boy when I descended the tree from when I ascended for existence at last seemed very purposive.
Dr Robert H Goddard
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Behind the man is the Tree of Life, bearing twelve fruits, and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is behind the woman; the serpent is twining round it.
Arthur E Waite
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Did it hurt when you fell from the top of the whor.. tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Unknown
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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Zach Manal
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield
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First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each limb, and then each branch and then each twig, and then I look under each leaf.
Martin Luther
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You don't judge a tree by the name it Wears, you judge a tree by the fruit it Bears.
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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The tree of knowledge is not the tree of life! And yet can we cast out of our spirits all the good or evil poured into them by so many learned generations? Ignorance cannot be learned.
Gerard De Nerval
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Who to blame when a leaf falls from a tree? The wind who blew it away? The tree that let it go? Or the leaf who got tired of holding on?
Unknown
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A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?
Ronald Reagan
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a Nickelback concert?
Unknown
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The oak has long been an enduring and mighty tree. It is truly a part of our national heritage and it merits the formal distinction of America's National Tree.
Bob Goodlatte
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What is the meaning of the togetherness of the perceiving mind, in that peculiar modification of perceiving which makes it perceive not a star but a tree, and the tree itself, is a problem for philosophy.
Samuel Alexander
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Take a holiday family photograph each year in the same spot, such as by a favorite tree in your yard. In years to come, you'll have a wonderful record of the growth of your family, as well as of the tree.
Unknown
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The tree was evidently aged, from the size of its stem. It was about six feet high, the branches came out from the stem in a regular and symmetrical manner, and it had all the appearance of a tree in miniature.
Robert Fortune
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I said to the almond tree, Friend, speak to me of God, and the almond tree blossomed.
Nikos Kazantzakis
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