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Funny Clever Quoates Quotes & Sayings
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand Russell
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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
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Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.
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A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.
Calista Flockhart
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Clever is getting out of a sticky situation, wise is not getting into a sticky situation, you may not always be clever enough.
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I was reminded that my blood type is; Be Positive.
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
Ricky Gervais
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s.. is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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