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Funny Computer Terms Quotes & Sayings
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right.
Hussein Nishah
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
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A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable
Leslie Lamport
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The computer offers another kind of creativity. You cannot ignore the creativity that computer technology can bring. But you need to be able to move between those two different worlds.
Tadao Ando
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A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable
Leslie Lamport
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Certainly, because the computer and computer language was still not as common as it is today. That's one of the reasons I believe Tron wasn't as popular back then as it is today.
Bruce Boxleitner
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If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
Unknown
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CGI is done after the film is done. It's through the computer. Most of the film is not computer-generated special effects. Most of it is that creature that is in the room with you.
Sanaa Lathan
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We're in the computer age, the web age, and you say 'hi' and it's out there in the ether somewhere to be picked up, including your credit card details. It's happened to me. I'm terrified of the computer.
Liam Neeson
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
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I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained and even enhanced in the age of the computer.
Bill Gates
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I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'.
Unknown
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The 22nd Amendment should probably be modified to say two consecutive terms instead of two terms for a lifetime.
William J Clinton
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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.
Joseph Weizenbaum
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You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.
Woodrow T Wilson
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As poverty has been reduced in terms of mere survival, it has become more profound in terms of our way of life.
Raoul Vaneigem
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Typing 'LOL' when your face has less expression than a brick.
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The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired.
Major Owens
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