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Funny Cookies Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Cookies" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.
Debbi Fields
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I think cookies are sort of the unsung sweet, you know? They're incredibly popular. But everybody thinks of cakes and pies and fancier desserts before they think cookies. A plate of cookies is a great way to end dinner and really nice to share at the holidays.
Bobby Flay
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Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.
Sandra Lee
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love.
Raquel Welch
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Ice baths and cookies at the finish!
Unknown
7 Likes
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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
Unknown
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If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Step ya cookies up. Girl get you a ladder.
Nicki Minaj
56 Likes
I just threw my cookies away, and then ate them out of the trash can.
Candace Bailey
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In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!
Wally Amos
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I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.
Jennifer Aniston
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One of the best things in life...warm chocolate chip cookies
Unknown
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Im gonna make myself some cookies on sweetest day and eat them by myself.
Unknown
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Damn you Girl Scout cookies. Too good to resist.
Alex Morgan
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Can't believe Subway stopped making surgar cookies, so wack!
Nyjah Huston
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Cookies and po.. are better when they're homemade.
Unknown
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Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies.
Unknown
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